50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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fagmobs:

penis-hilton:

let’s have a kiki

theslowpokewell:

Dewgong is one of the greatest Pokemon.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Hot Bread

I just want to be muscular and walk around naked all the time.

automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

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sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

fuckreiva:

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL



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